Private inventory, public display

The collection is not for sale

Every piece is photographed, catalogued, and unavailable. Malrec does not need your money or your measurements.

A severe black business robe displayed on a dark plinth
The hostile takeover robe For board meetings where the board has already been hexed.

Terms, clause 01

Looking is the entire transaction

The apparatus resembles a shop because Malrec enjoys retail theatre. No item can enter a bag, no payment will be accepted, and no correspondence will change that.

Availability across all territories and planes Not for sale

Private collection, 9 pieces

01A layered black business robe on a dark plinth

Hostile takeover robe

Formal menace

Not for sale

Structured shoulders, 14 concealed pockets, and a hem cut to arrive half a second before its wearer.

02A tall, weathered black wizard hat on a dark plinth

Authority hat

Headwear, 94 cm

Not for sale

The original silhouette. Its point leans only when disappointed in the room.

03An exceptionally long gold cigarette holder above a black stone plinth

Very long cigarette holder

Social distance, 1.8 m

Not for sale

Long enough to finish a sentence from the opposite end of a banquet table. Gold, obsidian mouthpiece, no practical case.

04A relaxed black robe with a soft hood on a dark plinth

Off-duty void robe

Informal brooding

Not for sale

For receiving ravens, reading threats, and doing very little before noon.

05Wide black trousers displayed with black boots on a stone plinth

Basalt pleat trousers

Lower architecture

Not for sale

Wide through the leg, severe at the ankle, entirely untroubled by stairs.

06A pair of worn black leather boots on a black stone plinth

Ravine boots

Weathered leather

Not for sale

Broken in over 700 years. The left sole remembers every threshold it has crossed.

07A slim black metal ring engraved with fine orbital markings

Minor orbit ring

Black iron, gold incision

Not for sale

Tracks 3 moons, including the one Malrec owns and the 2 he considers poorly managed.

08A rough black meteor-iron ring on a dark stone plinth

Meteor debt band

Unpolished impact iron

Not for sale

Heavy, blunt, and older than the idea of an apology. Worn on collection days.

09A broad black signet ring with a cracked obsidian face

Audience signet

Obsidian, tarnished silver

Not for sale

Pressed into wax when a simple refusal deserves architecture. The stone cracked during a particularly final reply.

You cannot have any of it

The collection exists to establish that Malrec owns these things and you do not. The site has now completed its purpose.

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Formal menace

Hostile takeover robe

Availability
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Current owner
Malrec
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